the crack in the universe

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

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casualcissexism:

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I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

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I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

umplify:

stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head